Facebook decided to come up with a way to humble us by introducing daily Facebook memories.
Every time I open my Facebook account and see the memory of the day, I’m truly humbled. I have come from far! The glo up has been real, I thank the Lord. More so, that I no longer type like an absolute retard. LOL.
And Facebook expects us to share some of these memories? Really Mark Zuckerberg?
We all have some thoughts that cross our minds when we see our Facebook memories.
Here they are:
1. When you see all your bad grammar.
“Damn, why the hell was I typing like that?”
2. When you see really nasty or silly status updates.
“WOW, what was I smoking? What the hell is this now? LOL.”
3. When you see a really old pic you thought you deleted.
“OMG I looked so funny, wow, how was I dressed? Haha my eyebrows look so bad.”
4. When you see a heartbreak status update.
“Damn! I could not deal with heartbreaks, who was this ex? 2009 update, oh yeah, that loser!”
5. Still on matters of the heart, when you see a lovey-dovey status update.
“Erm, I wonder who this was…”
6. When you see updates or photos of crazy nights of debauchery.
“OMG I was making such terrible life choices, this night was lit though…”
7. When you see updates on friends you no longer talk to.
*shrugs shoulder* “oh well, I hope life is treating her well.”
8. Birthday memories – the memories we do not mind.
“Shit it’s her birthday, let me WhatsApp or call her.”
9. Travel memories.
“Awww, this trip was awesome. I really miss this place. I need to plan another trip.”
10. When you see recent memories like of one year ago and you look fab!
“Wow, I looked so good. Let me share this memory.”
Image: Tenor
11. When you see all the personal, batshit crazy, horrendous stuff you used to update about.
“This is so embarrassing!”
12. When you see memes or videos you shared.
“LMFAOOOO still hilarious! Let me share this.”
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