Friday, July 21, 2017

7 Polite Ways Nigerians Insult People

If there’s one thing Nigerians have a degree in, it’s being petty.




Nigerians will go all the way to insult you and brand their insult as a compliment and most times, it may actually take more for you to realise that it’s an insult.


Here are classic examples of times Nigerians have complimented with insults

1. “Nice one, at least you didn’t tweet like an idiot today”

So I tweet like an idiot

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2. “You like this your fine shirt oh”

What’s now your own inside?

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3. “You don dey fine small small”

So you mean, I was ugly all this time

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4. “See as you resemble person wey get sense”

AH!

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5. “Wow, see how you’re looking like a human being in this picture”

Shade

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6. “So you can be fine without makeup”

Nah, this is mad rude

7.”Immediately I saw this your red trouser from far I knew you were the one…

Come and beat me oh!

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