14 Things Single People Are Tired Of Hearing And People Who Say Them Need To Stop Photo
For some reason, people tend to treat single people like there is something incredibly wrong with them.
There is usually that look of pity and lack of understanding for why someone would choose to be happier alone. Yes, I go back to my home and chill alone and guess what? I love every bit of it, especially because I know no one is out there cheating on me. So when people talk to single people and force some advice on them that absolutely makes no sense then exhausted is literally what they feel.
Here are the things single people are tired of hearing and people who say these things need to geerarahia.
1. Why are you still single?
Because I can and I just don’t date anyone.
2. Don’t worry God will come through for you just pray about it.
So cliche this is. I am trying to pray and fast to be filthy rich first and you’re telling me to pray for another human being to come my way? You need to chill.
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3. When will you join us in this relationship life?
Probably in a hundred years. How about that?
4. You don’t know how relationships work, I mean you are not in one.
Yes but I have been in one and that taught me enough to not be in one right now. I am the Dr. Phil of that stuff.
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5. The problem with you is that you’re too damn picky.
Yes, because I have standards and I would rather be alone than miserable unlike some people.
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6. You know relationships are all about compromise maybe you should learn to do that.
Yeah I am not compromising my happiness I don’t even compromise my food standards.
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7. You should have just stayed with your ex, you two would have been far by now.
Yeah, far deep in jail because he was a complete douche.
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8. Hurry up, I want some grandchildren.
Yes, mom and dad, this is why you either need to get cats or ask my other relatives to bring their children here.
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9. I have this friend…who is also single.
That is good for you, date him/her maybe you need an extra boy or girl in your life.
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10. Don’t worry just be patient he/she will come.
No I will not sit around and wait to be in a relationship, I am not in dire need.
11. You work too much so when will you find the one.
Yes because I need that paper which is more important.
12. But you know not everyone is meant to be in a relationship anyways.
Eh yes I will get in a relationship at the right time with the right person not as a matter of emergency.
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13. There is this dating app, you never know what will happen.
How about you get on it yourself and tells me how it goes.
14. Are you tired of going for people’s weddings that are not yours?
Nope, as a matter of fact can I be your maid of honor and even your pastor if need be.
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